Alan: i want to work nothing but holidays!
Alan: then i only have to do 2/3 of the work!
TimMierz: Make your own country where every day’s a holiday
TimMierz: But minimum wage is 50% lower than the US’s
Alan: minimum wage is $50/minute
TimMierz: That’s high
Alan: no its not
Alan: my country is rich
TimMierz: It won’t be after people start working
SoAL Gilder: why do I have a picture of katherine stripping?
SoAL Gilder: shes pulling off her bra….
conformistnon: ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
SoAL Gilder: *blinks*
conformistnon: thats all i have to say about that
SoAL Gilder: heh
SoAL Gilder: you should see the one of chris taping her up
SoAL Gilder: its like nerd bondage O.o
ShadowHdghog: cowfish loves to moo!
ShadowHdghog: cowfish also loves to chew its seaweed cud!
ShadowHdghog: cowfish makes yummy milk
ShadowHdghog: but dont eat it!
lamenameman: woohoo!
ShadowHdghog: cowfish milk baddd!
ShadowHdghog: cowfish milk made of poop
ShadowHdghog: lalalalala
ShadowHdghog: poopy cowfish
ShadowHdghog: all cowfish is is lump of poop
ShadowHdghog: cowfish loves to poop
ShadowHdghog: eats poop too!
ShadowHdghog: cowfish happy
ShadowHdghog: but dissolves in water
ShadowHdghog: because it is all poop
ShadowHdghog: lalalalala
ShadowHdghog: heh, I REALLY need to stop eating sugar…
SoAL Gilder: *loves being law abiding*
eulalia062423: dude, life’s not fun without a rush!
SoAL Gilder: meh
SoAL Gilder: I like the slow grandma lane, tyvm
eulalia062423: *sigh* what are we going to do with you?
SoAL Gilder: give me a wheelchair and handicapped licence plate?
eulalia062423: DUDE!!!!! THAT”S A GREAT IDEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
eulalia062423: OMG!!!!!!
J5261988: I coded color support into my telnet server.
J5261988: -WHAT NOW-
SoAL Gilder: oohhh
SoAL Gilder: fun
SoAL Gilder: what now? your mom!
J5261988: not “do what now” just what now. And it wasnt a question.
SoAL Gilder: do your mom!
SoAL Gilder: oh!
SoAL Gilder: rob
microwave65: alan
SoAL Gilder: Rob!
microwave65: Alan!
SoAL Gilder: Bor!
microwave65: Nala!
SoAL Gilder: Orb!
microwave65: not fair
SoAL Gilder: spanish- studied vocab, wrote funny story with akshat abt bill clinton and his clone
Elenya DoUrden: my god
Elenya DoUrden: my non existant god
SoAL Gilder: ?
SoAL Gilder: lol
SoAL Gilder: y
SoAL Gilder: whats wrong
Elenya DoUrden: bill clinton????
Elenya DoUrden: <<-- still laughing
SoAL Gilder: ...
SoAL Gilder: actually, bill clintons clone killed george bush
SoAL Gilder: and bill became dictator of canada
SoAL Gilder: and then he killed "casa blanbca"
SoAL Gilder: and everyone ran away to brazil
SoAL Gilder: and his dog died so he was sad
SoAL Gilder: I think that was basically it
Elenya DoUrden: LOL!
SoAL Gilder: i drew a pretty picture in orchestra
Elenya DoUrden: really
SoAL Gilder: it was a girl
Elenya DoUrden: what of?
Elenya DoUrden: k
SoAL Gilder: pamala anderson I think it was
SoAL Gilder: big boobs
SoAL Gilder: it was fun to draw
Elenya DoUrden: …
Elenya DoUrden: i’ll bet
SoAL Gilder: wanna see it sometime?
SoAL Gilder: Ill scan it..oh wait
SoAL Gilder: nm
SoAL Gilder: Mita tore it up after I labeled the picture “Mita”
SoAL Gilder: I thought it was flattering…
SoAL Gilder: girls are so weird
SoAL Gilder: but dont girls WANT big boobs?
SoAL Gilder: yes, im mad 😛
SoAL Gilder: can u tell?
Elenya DoUrden: hey, if you don’t want to cuss i will for you
SoAL Gilder: lol
SoAL Gilder: ok plz do
Elenya DoUrden: HOLY FUCKING CHICKEN SHIT COCK SUCKING MOTHER FUCKING CUNT LICKING ASS RAMMING SUPERINTENDANT
Elenya DoUrden: that good enough?
TYteStuff1126: i don’t think that my GCN will work anymore
SoAL Gilder: uh oh
SoAL Gilder: what happened
TYteStuff1126: i just had an orgasm/sneeze/puke on it
SoAL Gilder: …
TYteStuff1126: i orgasmed
TYteStuff1126: then sneezed
TYteStuff1126: then puked onto my gamecube
SoAL Gilder: …
SoAL Gilder: eeewwwww