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Alan: You should sleep.
Keith: I should throw a party.
Alan: You should throw a party?
Keith: I should throw a party across the room. At you.

Keith: I’m afraid of people calling me, so I always keep my cellphone off.
Alan: What’s the point of having a cellphone then?
Keith: I can turn it on and watch the cingular man dance. And I have a pretty picture of tuna… turnips… tulips.

Alan: We should probably go soon. To our doom.
Keith: Our go is doom! Doom to our go!