Michael: It’s like all good things in life. Baked.
Nikunja: All good things in life are fake?
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West Wing
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Stacey: You just made a West Wing reference.
Michael: I told you I was making a West Wing reference.
Stacey: I didn’t know whether you were actually making one, if you just told me you were. It was like 3 AM.
Candy
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Celia: And you said Alex was always sad and depressed.
Michael: Except when he gets toys.
Alex: I’m like a kid in a candy store right now.
Drive
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(Alex has just received the new network drive he ordered)
Alex: It’s so beautiful. I just want to lick it, but that would do something bad.
Michael: Alex, does your girlfriend know about this?
Alex: No, but she will soon.
Lovely
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Michael: You…
Celia: I’m lovely.
Michael: Yes, because that’s exactly what’s going through my mind right now.
Long
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Michael: I don’t want to read Lunar Gala. It’s long.
Anna: It’s all short sentences. You can get through it, Michael. I believe in y…
Michael: Wiegand is spelled wrong
Boring
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Michael: We want to do something that doesn’t look boring.
Shweta: Oh, that’s not me.
Bra
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Michael: Shweta, if you want to write an article about which bra to wear to the EOC, you can, but…
Later…
Nick: Yes, you should write about your bra preference for the EOC.
Michael: Yes I should.
Credit
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Michael: Alex, remember when you write an article, to add yourself to the credits.
Nick: It’s like, ‘Darn, I have to take credit for this’.