Keith: I angst like a wonderful steak.
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Catman
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Alan: Are you okay?
Keith: No, I’m just choking on Catman.
Decisions
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* ima2ba is the master of indecision.
* Alan is more indecisive
Alan: than the master
ima2ba: well… maybe…
ima2ba: I guess you can be more indecisive if you want…
Alan: eh, i dont know…
Alan: maybe youre right
ima2ba: I don’t care who’s more indecisive, really.
Alan: eh, yeah… but meh
Alan: i dont know, if i care then im being decisive, and if i dont care, im deciding to not care
Alan: but i guess if i dont care, theres more levels of indecisiveness…
ima2ba: /you explodes due to dangerous paradoxen!
Alan: i dont know if i care or dont care about decising who is more indecisive
ima2ba: in an amazing display of decision, Alan decides to consider deciding…
Alan: hm… i almost decided to consider decididing on deciding to consider deciding if me or you is more decisive
Alan: does that make me more decisive?
ima2ba: my brain… ouch
Sighes
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ima2ba: *sighes*
Alan: sighes?
ima2ba: I feele like adding extra ‘e’s to some wordes.
Cash
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Alan: This says, “Will pay to the bearer on demand, 500 cash.” I wonder if I could go to the box office and get $500. Then again, cash is a loosely defined word…
Keith: Yeah, it is. I mean, my computer has more cache than that…
Time
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Keith: Friday is Thursday. That means tomorrow is today. And today was tomorrow yesterday, so today is also yesterday. So time does not exist. QED.
Party
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Alan: You should sleep.
Keith: I should throw a party.
Alan: You should throw a party?
Keith: I should throw a party across the room. At you.
Keith
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Keith: Graaaaaarrrrrrrrgghhhhhh…
Keith: Caution – Keith may scare small children.
Later…
Keith: Warning: Keep Keith away from small children.
Cellphone
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Keith: I’m afraid of people calling me, so I always keep my cellphone off.
Alan: What’s the point of having a cellphone then?
Keith: I can turn it on and watch the cingular man dance. And I have a pretty picture of tuna… turnips… tulips.
Doom
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Alan: We should probably go soon. To our doom.
Keith: Our go is doom! Doom to our go!