Greg: Beep I am a robot.
Ian: That wasn’t very tiger-like.
Tim: You just killed the illusion. I just hope this doesn’t escalate and we get to your apartment for Carnival and you’re dressed up as a tiger robot.
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Ears
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Ian: Oh man, that Greg. He’s all, “My ears hurt from wearing a headset.”
Tim: Yeah. I know, right?
Alan: He has you on speaker.
Tim: He can hear us?
Ian: When I said his ears hurt, I meant they hurt in the… great way.
Tim: Greg’s ears are the best ears that ever eared.
Girl Power
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Ian: Girl power is milk intestines.
Fat flyers
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Ian: I hope in the future everyone’s fat and has suits that can fly.
Mark: We’re halfway there.
Things
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Alan: Ian would like it.
Tim: Ian doesn’t like anything.
Ian: I don’t like anything.
DVD
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Ian: DVD: The Movie. Coming soon to a theater very near you.
Poop
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Ian: This is your brain. This is your brain on poop. Brought to you by the association for a poop-free America.
Tests
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Ian: Oh, you can take medical tests by texting ‘TESTS’? Follow these instructions: Pee into your phone.
Infinite alcohol
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Charles: Are you sure we’ll get drunk?
Alan: With bottomless mimosas?
Ian: It depends… do you get drunk on infinite alcohol?