Greg: Impress your friends with cupcakes!
Katie: Or just replace everything with water. It’ll be the same.
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Bed parasites
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Alan: sleep well
Alan: don’t let the remote-controlled-robotic-bed-parasites eat your brains
Alan: …or, you know, bite
gregh1983: Or, you know, byte.
Born twice
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Greg: Hm. I’ve never been produced before. Do I have a certificate of authenticity?
Tim: Isn’t that what the birth certificate is?
Greg: Well, I do have one of those. In two languages now.
Ian: Whoa. Were you born twice?
Tiger linguistics
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Alan: Blah. Ablah. Blah.
Greg: Grrrrrrah. Agrrrrrrah. Grrrrrrah.
Tim: I don’t even know what that is.
Greg: Linguistics for tigers.
College
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gregh1983: Hm. Spam e-mail title: “Thank you, we are accepting your debt request.”
Alan: “Would you like to help me fall into debt?”
gregh1983: “Please please please take away more money than I have. I’ll even fill out an application for it.”
gregh1983: Actually, that sounds a lot like college.
Tiger robot
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Greg: Beep I am a robot.
Ian: That wasn’t very tiger-like.
Tim: You just killed the illusion. I just hope this doesn’t escalate and we get to your apartment for Carnival and you’re dressed up as a tiger robot.
Bit shift
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gregh1983: Bit shift eyes!
Alan: <<_<<
Alan: >>_>>
gregh1983: That means everyone who’s standing in a line shuffles their eyes one socket to the left. Or to the right.
gregh1983: And you always take care to have an odd number of operations, so everyone goes home with a mismatched pair.
Bouillon
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Greg: Do you know how weird it is to cheerfully serve up beef bouillon in french when people are expecting coffee or grape juice?
Toast
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Greg: What do YOU make toast out of? Knives?
Sex Clue
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Alan: meh, i couldve sworn i was right with my guess of ghannema with the used condom in the dining room
Alan: i suck at sex-clue
Alan: i want to make this….
Alan: it’s like clue except you figure out whose baby it is
gregh1983: Ha ha ha!!!
Alan: was it miss scarlet in the conservatory with the alien probe?
gregh1983: Or Colonel Mustard in the billiard room with the illicit magazine?
Alan: or mr. green in the kitchen with the aborted-but-living fetus?
gregh1983: Eeew, how unsanitary.
Alan: eh, whatever works
Alan: just shove it up there
gregh1983: If this game shows up at the next Get Board Get Carded, I will know who to blame.