Alan: Emily, do you want to find another photo for this?
Emily: Can I take my bladder out first?
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Sploosh
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Emily: Patrick is over there.
Christa: Patrick! Come up with some innuendo.
Patrick: Innuendo?
Christa: Come up with a sexy headline. Like, really sexy.
Emily: Titties everywhere. Sploosh!
Christa: Double sploosh.
Emily: Triple sploosh.
Christa: Quadruple… sploosh?
Patrick: Okay. There’s only three of you over there splooshing.
Vagina
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Emily: It’s like someone took a sledgehammer to a vagina and sprinkled some blue mold all over it.
Patrick: That sounds like a good headline. ‘Sledgehammer to a vagina’
Christa: I have the perfect one. ‘My dick is like an airplane’
Headline
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(Christa has a fake headline “I want to ‘Hook up’ please take my virginity right now!!!”)
Patrick: Uh… we want him to stay on staff.
Celia: We’re also not using three exclamation points.
Emily: I love how that’s the problem you have.
Love
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Emily: I’m gonna love Anna instead. Yeah, take that Paul.
Paul: *shrugs* Whatever.
Emily: Hey! I’m gonna punch you.
Internet
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Christa: Ew! That’s disgusting! What’s wrong with you?
Emily: Internet?
Emotion
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Emily (reading a headline): “Blind pilot inspires emotion”
Christa: You inspire emotion. Emotion of disgust. Is that an emotion?
Things
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Emily: Ahh Anna, things are happening.
Thinner
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(During a discussion about losing weight and needing to be thinner)
Patrick: Me too.
Christa: Yeah, you’re as thin as…
Emily: …as a starving Ethiopian child. And just as dark.
Words
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Adam: I have to think about words.
Emily: Oh my god Adam words are so tough. Suck it up!