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Tag Archives: MichaelK
Cows
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Michael: It’s like they’re saying that the Japanese are raising radioactive cows. When the cows start turning different colors, you should probably not eat them.
Relief
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Celia: Is there anything you need to not die? I can always provide comic relief.
Michael: See, the problem is that the comic relief you provide is at my expense.
IPA
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Michael: It’s IPA
Anna: It’s all Greek to me
Michael: Actually, it has its own alphabet
Pancake
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Michael: So, if you put a pancake over it, the scanner can’t detect it.
Stacey: Is it a lead-lined pancake?
Bones
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Michael: That’s what I do with SciTech articles. It’s like, “I don’t think this is true. Celia! Can they make bones explode?”
Broadbox
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Alan: I mean, we try not to do that in Pillbox, but this isn’t Pillbox.
Michael: It’s broadbox.
Nick: After I finish the style guide for broadsheet, I should write the guide for broadbox.
Things
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Michael: How about you work on Pillbox, or the layout guide.
Nick: So many productive things you want me to do. What is this?
Michael: Or I have algo homework you can do.
Kernel
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Michael: It’s like, “Yay. I found a bug that means I have to rewrite the whole kernel.”
Titanic
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Emily: I will Titanic the shit out of this newspaper. Hindenberg.
Michael: Flaming death sounds more fun.