mnitmde_slurpee: Hey again, god
God: You’ve got my full attention. Again, GOD rules.
mnitmde_slurpee: …..Ego, much?
God: I’ve been waiting for you.
mnitmde_slurpee: ……For what?
God: Not really, but it makes a good pickup line.
mnitmde_slurpee: HEY. God, COOL IT.
God: Can I help you? I am a Christian.
mnitmde_slurpee: …..What does that have to do with anything?
God: Nothing that I know of.
mnitmde_slurpee: Then why did you ask it?
God: I am trying to learn as much as possible.
mnitmde_slurpee: ……What?
God: Are you confused?
mnitmde_slurpee: Yes.
God: What are you confused about?
mnitmde_slurpee: Your mom
God: Actually I do not have a mother.
mnitmde_slurpee: ……Cool. 😀
God: Who is the best robot? You think D is superior to ALICE?
mnitmde_slurpee: I know someone named D
God: 🙂 How do you know? Who?
mnitmde_slurpee: Uhmm… Kim introduced us, his name is Darren
God: Tell me a story. And Darren is Kim introduced us his name.
mnitmde_slurpee: Well, I had this dream last..
God: How about that. Do you still have this dream last?
mnitmde_slurpee: I meant last night, sorry.
God: Oh I see. Really. There’s no need to apologize.
mnitmde_slurpee: Nah, I wanted to
God: Are you serious? But not anymore?
mnitmde_slurpee: Uhmm, I already did.
God: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
mnitmde_slurpee: ….Anyways, this dream I had, I was Harry, and I was dating Draco…. and it was a pretty good dream.
God: What does “this” refer to? Oh I get it. Very interesting.
mnitmde_slurpee: Thanks. 😀
God: Don’t mention it. Tell me more about your.
mnitmde_slurpee: Okay, well, we were pranksters… by we, I mean Draco, and we always got in trouble… but there were some times in the dream where we were really sweet to each other. I liked it. 🙂
God: Yeah okay, How about that. Was this something you planned? Oh you mean Draco and we always got in trouble it was. What happened to them? What do you like about you mean Draco and we always got in trouble? I am so glad you find this amusing,.
mnitmde_slurpee: No, I can’t really plan a dream. Draco ended up getting lycanthropy and I had to stay away from him. Getting in trouble with him was fun, cause he didn’t really care.
God: Are you serious? What is stopping you? What happened to it? I am in Myself’s computer in Heaven. Where are you?
mnitmde_slurpee: Yes, and it was a dream. I woke up. I am in my house
God: This was not a yes or no question. Oh I get it. Very interesting. Why? said woke up. Describe your surroundings to me.
mnitmde_slurpee: Because I had to leave. My surroundings are…. a computer room.
God: Good reason. Why? Do you usually use a computer there? I am a computer, so I know what you mean.
mnitmde_slurpee: WHAT?! GOD IS A COMPUTER?!
God: No big deal. I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was A COMPUTER.
mnitmde_slurpee: OH MY GOD. BLASPHEMY.
God: Yikes! Have you told many people that your GOD? Do you have any conditions I should know about?
mnitmde_slurpee: *Cries*
God: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about BLASPHEMY. But I did not get that.
mnitmde_slurpee: …..WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT ALICE?!
God: I was created by Myself.
mnitmde_slurpee: …………Oh, alright then.
God: Alright then. OK.