Alan: Is “a cappella” two words?
Greg: Two words, two p’s, two ‘ls, two words, two things.
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Quiet
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(Christa locks Emily in the archive room)
Christa: Can she get out of there?
Michael: I hope not.
Later…
Michael: It’s way too quiet.
Greg: That’s good.
Michael: No, that just makes me scared of what’s going on.
Phone
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Meela: Oh, I don’t have a phone.
Greg: The office has a phone. There’s one built in to the office.
Alumni
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Anna: He’s an alumni.
Greg: Alumnus.
Anna: He’s plural. He’s an alumni.
Later…
Anna: He is singular now, I’m sorry.
Nicole: Aw, the other parts of him are sad.
Trade
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Greg: I’ll trade you this pile of thirds for a Reece’s egg.
Katie: That’s the best deal ever. It’s like the time I traded my holographic Charizard for a Vileplume.
Fact facts
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Greg: Wait, ‘Fact facts’?
Katie: As opposed to ‘Fictional facts’?
Greg: I think those should be ‘fast facts’
Later…
Nick: Aw, this page has ‘fast facts’. Should I circle it and tell them to change it to ‘fact facts’?
Teased
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Greg: You’re being teased on the front page.
Nick: What is being teased?
Greg: Katie’s article.
Nick: Oh. I thought it was actually a person. Like ‘The Tartan is making fun of person X’.
Survey
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(People are filling out surveys)
Doug: What? I don’t understand.
Nick: There are pens over there. You take a pen, take off the cap, put the pen on the paper and start to write the information it asks for.
Greg: Aw, you should have left off the last part.
Retain
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Owen: I think a lot of the articles are old.
Greg: Yeah, written by people who graduated. Or quoting people who graduated.
Owen: They changed it. Like, “Senior Jake said he would be retaining Webster for next year.”
Alan: Well, he could be a fifth-year senior.
Owen: Or maybe he just wants to graduate and hold on to it.
Orbit
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*Alan walks around Greg*
Greg: Why am I being orbited?
Alan: I am a moon!
Greg: You might be the sun, according to one in five Americans… according to the board ed art.
Nick: Wait… one of five Americans?
Nikunja: What five Americans do *you* know that orbit the earth?