Alan: Blah. Ablah. Blah.
Greg: Grrrrrrah. Agrrrrrrah. Grrrrrrah.
Tim: I don’t even know what that is.
Greg: Linguistics for tigers.
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Milk
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Alan: You should stop drinking milk. You’re killing cows. Where do you think milk comes from? It’s the blood of cows that have died for YOU.
Tim: Does that mean it’s full of he-moo-globin?
Hungry
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Alan: salad, turkey/veggie burgers, blackberries
Alan: om nom nom nom
Zeke: you always IM me when I’m getting hungry
Alan: go eat
Zeke: since you haven’t IMed in a couple of days
Zeke: I’m almost dead now
KoL
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Keith: You’re playing KoL… You horrible person. You should go… shoot kittens.
Alan: It’s an asshat. You make it by combining two bum cheeks.
Keith: That’s lovely. In fact, that’s lovely beyond words. So, so lovely.
Luck
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Alan: Good luck.
Keith: I am lucky.
Alan: You’re lucky?
Keith: I think my nose is full of snot.
Bo Peep
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(Playing Catchphrase)
Alan: The boy with the sheep, and he did this when he lied a lot…
Keith: Little Bo Peep!
Plankton babies
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Ian: Plankton babies!
Mark: The new hit cartoon. Plankton baby adventures.
Ian: Yeah, plankton babies. They solve problems that plankton babies solve.
Alan: What?
Ian: It’s the theme song.
Later…
Ian: Yeah, plankton baby adventures!
Ian (singing): When you’re alone, you have no friends, you can be friends with plankton babies.
Ian: Except I’m not sure that plankton has emotions.
Tuna
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Alan: You win. Or I think you win.
Keith: I think I’m a tuna.
Periods
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Averto Laboris: although venus’s day is longer than its year
SoAL Gilder: how long is its year?
Averto Laboris: 224.7 days
Averto Laboris: its day is 243 earth days
Averto Laboris: no wonder women are from venus
Averto Laboris: it’s the only planet whose periods are all messed up
Icons
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Alan (playing Innovation, to Ian): You have a lot of icons
Mark: He must be Greek Orthodox.