(Emily is being particularly hyper)
Michael: Whatever device she has that gives her infinite amount of energy…
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Forum
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Michael: Forum doesn’t want to be separated. It wants to be complete. Two halves that are one.
Christa: Forum wants to be a spread. And Pillbox wants to be broadsheet.
Anna (horrified): Noo!!
Break
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Michael: Yeah, to edit it, section editors have to go to [url], which they purposely don’t know about, because we don’t want them to break things.
Nick (overhearing): Oooh!
Maricel: I’m going to beat you up if you break it.
Responsible
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Emily: Michael! Can we have child porn in the paper?
Michael: Emily. I’ll leave you to make a responsible editorial decision on that one.
Emily: I think the answer is yes.
Awkward
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Michael: Things that are awkward: Writing a feature about someone and having them as the wrong gender.
Props
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Michael: Two things we often have in our paper: Mad props and blood splatters.
Bradley Cooper
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(After using a shirtless Bradley Cooper photo for the Limitless movie review, and sticking printouts of the photo on the ceiling)
Stacey: Anna, you’re not going to be able to have shirtless Bradley Cooper.
Anna: Aw, why?
Michael: The article isn’t about him. Either change the article to be about him, or change the picture.
Anna: That’s not fair.
Michael: He’s already on the ceiling. Get over it.
Fire
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Michael: Oh, that’s not good. It’s on fire.
Alex: Our reaction to fire: “Aw, man. Not again.”
Exposed rods
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Michael (referring to a headline, “Exposed rods cause radiation poisoning”): Not quite true.
Nick: Although exposed rods might get you arrested for indecent exposure.
Spaceship
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Alan: So if Britain is getting a scary amount of radiation, does that mean that America is like a nuclear wasteland? And Japan is just gone?
Michael: It’s okay. California is a spaceship.