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Christa and Emily dance
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Christa and Emily
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Mind blown
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Emily: Is it mind-blowing and orgasmic?
Patrick: Could it be mind-blowing and not orgasmic? Could it be orgasmic and not mind-blowing?
Emily: It could be an “eh” orgasm.
Later…
(Anna draws an analogy: Rectangle : Square as orgasm : mind-blowing)
Alan: I think… that’s backward? Everything mind-blowing is an orgasm?
Anna: You’re actually having intellectual orgasms all the time. You just don’t know it.
Heart
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Celia: Emily, Michael says you have no heart.
Emily: Aww, thanks Michael. You understand me! That’s why I’m your protege.
Michael: I don’t think that means what you think it means.
Emily: That’s why I’m your child? Your spawn of demons? Your demon spawn?
Its
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Emily: Anna you used the wrong “its”!
Anna: What?!
Anna: No! “Its slim, compact shape IS”
Michael: One of your articles I edited had the wrong “its” in it.
Scared
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Emily: How’s it going?
Josh: It’s going
Emily: Is your sanity going?
Josh: It’s going
Alan: Have we scared you off yet?
Josh: Not yet. That requires more dancing and high-pitched singing.
(Emily makes a mischievous face)
Diarrhea
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Emily: I got explosive anger diarrhea from his article.
Headline
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Christa: You’re going to open the paper tomorrow and be like, “That’s my headline.”
Emily: It’s your baby.
Christa: “I made it.”
Emily: You birthed it.