Stacey: He apparently polled a bunch of ECE master’s students at Skibo.
Daniel: Is it all dudes?
Michael: It’s ECE master’s students. So yes.
Tag Archives: MichaelK
Beautiful
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Anna: I’m going to go write my article. I’ll be back. I’ll be beautiful.
Michael: You’re always beautiful.
Entire office: Awwww!
Quiet
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(Christa locks Emily in the archive room)
Christa: Can she get out of there?
Michael: I hope not.
Later…
Michael: It’s way too quiet.
Greg: That’s good.
Michael: No, that just makes me scared of what’s going on.
Conspiring
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Celia: Is there anything we can do to make your life easier?
Patrick: We’re just standing here conspiring to make your life easier.
Michael: The two of you… conspiring…
Stacey: I can join in!
Rangos
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Michael: You can’t search for ‘Rangos Ballroom’ and say ‘Oooh, I found Rangos Ballroom’!
Drivers
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(People are telling Christa what to do with the layout)
Christa: Thank you, backseat drivers.
Emily: We’re all watching you.
Michael: I’m sitting to the side of the monitor. I can’t see anything.
Stacey: You’re like a three-cars-over driver.
Voices
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Michael: There are way too many voices and I don’t think any of them are important to me.
Right
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Emily: 90% of the time I’m always right.
Michael: Just keep saying numbers and they’ll be true.
Child
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(Emily gives pages to Michael, first with a ‘Hwah!’, then by repeatedly hitting him with a page)
Celia: One day, he’s going to punch you.
Emily: Oh, I know. I want to see the breaking point. I’m like a small child.
Fight
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Michael: Emily, whoever you’re fighting against… they don’t exist, and they’re still right.