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Square
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Alan: What’s the clock do?
Keith: Generates a square wave.
Keith (in sterotypical stupid-movie style): Dude, you’re square!
Alan: … That totally doesn’t sound like something you’d say.
Keith: Totally? Totally awesome!
Mouth
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Keith: My mouth is doing something funny.
Robot
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Keith: Boop.
Alan: Boop?
Keith: I’m a robot.
Tuxedo
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Tim: Do you own a tuxedo?
Keith: No.
Tim: You should look harder. I think you might.
Factorial
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Keith (singing): Factorial, factorial, your runtime is so huge!
Starships
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Keith: In the end, we all turn into starships.
Percentages
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Keith: If the homework was a 100% rating, the test was about 20%.
Alan: No, I don’t think it was 4/5 easier… a little more than that.
Keith: Well maybe my percentages are on a logarithmic scale.
Blavy
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Keith: It’s like the fourth law of fashion… no blavy!
Lucky Charms
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Keith: Yarr. Pirates are after me lucky charms again. I mean, wouldn’t you want to pirate lucky charms? People pirate silly things like movies and music… you’d definetly want to pirate tasty, useful things like Lucky Charms.