Madelyn: I want a Tartan shirt.
Michael: If you give me 15 dollars, I will ensure you have the future opportunity to obtain a Tartan shirt.
Greg: For another 15 dollars?
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Greg: We have enough room in the archive room for another 12 years now.
Patrick: Christa, add that to the budget. We need a new archive room in 12 years.
Rear
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Joy: Will and I are kicking ass in the rear.
Greg: That is usually where those things are found.
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(Playing Nertz)
Dan: Stupid face cards, showing up everywhere in my life.
Chris: Not just in card games?
Greg: In your annual reports. On the bus.
Dan: On the bus? I don’t even take the bus.
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Greg: Stay and play Nertz.
Daniel: I have to go do work.
Greg: Work is ephemeral. Nertz is forever.
Emily: That’s diamonds.
Greg: Diamonds is a subset of the things in Nertz. So it still works.
Puppies
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(Talking about puppies coming today)
Stacey: I think it’s an ad exchange. We have an ad for the humane society.
Katie: Oh my god. Can we forgo Qdoba and just get puppies every week?
Greg: To eat?
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Greg: What kind of tea do you want?
Alan: I don’t know.
Greg: How about tea with feline spices? So you drink it like a little cat would.
Greg (wandering off): Meow meow meow…
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(Greg is talking to Allison about how the Pillbox editor and the copy manager used to fight a lot)
Greg: I don’t think you’ll have the same kind of fight that we had in 2006.
Anna: Oh the great copy fight of 2006.
Katie: Yeah, back when I was 15. I couldn’t even drive, Greg!
Toe
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Greg: Have you considered your second toe in isolation before? It looks freakish.
Cats
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Greg: Little cats. And medium-sized rats.
Alan: Eating the cats.
Greg: They’re not that big.