Emily: Farmer Dan! Have you ever milked a cow?
Dan: No. I saw a cow being born once though. That’s my only farm experience.
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Christa and Emily
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Existence
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Emily: Nicole, for horoscopes… is it supposed to be “cursing their existence”?
Nicole: Yeah?
Emily: Right now it’s “curing their existence”.
How Things Work
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Emily: The next “How Things Work” should be on survival. Drinking your own urine and eating flowers and shit.
Daniel: Okay.
Katie: The bus takes too long to arrive. Go into survival mode and drink your own piss.
Thingy thing
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Michael: I have something from Courtney that I’m going to put up on the thingy thing.
Emily: Projector.
Michael: I don’t do words. I’m just the editor-in-chief.
Studies
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Emily: If you’re seeing and talking to your writer, it becomes more difficult to drop off the face of the planet or something. Multiple studies have shown that… or something.
Emily bear
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Emily and Anna dance
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Emily and Anna dance
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Emily and Anna dance
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