Averto Laboris: OK I am being the totally cliché soap opera gossip, but:
Averto Laboris: Marten and Padma
Averto Laboris: SWOOOOOOON
Alan V: baby time
Alan V: theyll have mocha babies
Alan V: itll be hot
Averto Laboris: unless they’re iced mocha babies
Averto Laboris: I hear that too many of them will make you fat
Emily: How’s it going?
Josh: It’s going
Emily: Is your sanity going?
Josh: It’s going
Alan: Have we scared you off yet?
Josh: Not yet. That requires more dancing and high-pitched singing.
(Emily makes a mischievous face)
Alan: “Spors commentary”?
Greg: Allergies are bad
Alan: Emily, do you want to find another photo for this?
Emily: Can I take my bladder out first?
Alan: Is “a cappella” two words?
Greg: Two words, two p’s, two ‘ls, two words, two things.
Alan: Katie, you know Illustrator, right?
Evan: Say no!
Katie: Uh… no? Why?
Alan: Michael wants a map.
Michael: Actually, Greg wants a map
Katie: Of what?
Michael: Of campus.
Katie: Doing what?
Anna: I need drugs! All of the drugs!
Alan: ‘Salted drugs’?
Anna: I said ‘All of the drugs!’ I don’t know what salt would do…
(Reading from the style guide)
Alan: Asian – never ‘Oriental’
Katie: Has that been a problem? ‘Carnegie Mellon has a sizable Chinaman population.’
Alan: Babies out of every orifice!
Emily: Babies coming out of my ears and nose.
Christa: Ugh, stop!
Emily: It’s coming out of your nose. A little baby arm coming out of your nose. It’s pulling at your hair but you can’t stop it because it’s in your nose!
Alan: In golf it’s better to have fewer strokes, right?
Nick: Also it’s better for your health if you have fewer strokes.