Anna: Stacey, you’ve officially replaced Alex as the magic member of our staff.
Celia: What?!
Anna: Well, Magic Alex isn’t here anymore, and he never does anything, and Stacey is magical and is a Photoshop wizard.
Michael: I thought Stacey was always magic.
Anna: Well, she’s doing really asthetically pleasing magic right now.
Stacey: Stacey is doing really sketchy magic.
Katie: I went to bed at 7.
Michael: That’s not so bad.
Katie: I woke up at 9.
Adam: So you got 2 hours of sleep.
Katie: I was playing D&D. Don’t judge me.
Adam: Oh, mad, mad judgements.
Celia: I’m so fed up with red light. Photos never come out good with red light.
Michael: Can’t you just add in some… green light… and
Celia: That’s not how it works.
(Michael is firing Patrick as Assistant EIC because he was just elected Publisher)
Michael: You’re fired.
Patrick: It doesn’t work that way. You have to tell the personnel manager.
Michael: I’m delegating to you to tell Sarah that you’re fired.
Alan: Katie, you know Illustrator, right?
Evan: Say no!
Katie: Uh… no? Why?
Alan: Michael wants a map.
Michael: Actually, Greg wants a map
Katie: Of what?
Michael: Of campus.
Katie: Doing what?
Katie: Can I publish that survey that we talked about and that got stuck in email hell?
Michael: Probably.
Patrick: I’m having a meeting in Celia’s office.
Michael: Isn’t Celia in Celia’s office?
Celia (from the photo computer): Yes, Celia is in Celia’s office right now.
Celia: Michael gave me a dollar. I’m a stripper now.
Michael: Yeah, you know strippers are known for their love of turtlenecks.
(Talking about the layout of the Pillbox feature and how it’s very lopsided)
Michael: Yeah, but it’s just really …nyah (tilts hands)
Patrick: Yeah, so it turns out ink doesn’t actually make the page heavier
Anna: [The feature] is about movement theatre.
Daniel: It’s not ballet, it’s movement theatre.
Anna: They’re different!
Michael: Ballet is too mainstream.