Keith: I’m sorry, my chainsaw impression isn’t very good, is it?
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Context
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Alan: Did you use t at all in the open of the application judgement?
Keith: I don’t know.
Alan: Didn’t you do it already?
Keith: I don’t know, I don’t know. I have no context. It’s like I’ve been closure-converted and my closure is out on the heap. I’m just code that has invalid references. … … …
Earth day
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ima2ba: I was going to pay for a bus…
ima2ba: but then the bus driver was like, no you don’t need to pay…
ima2ba: And I was like, oh, okay.
ima2ba: And he was like, it’s Earth day. All buses in the Seattle area are free on Earth day.
ima2ba: Crazy liberal states.
Oyster
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Keith: The world is a bad oyster.
Keith: You can sing about better days, when the world was your oyster.
Ray Tracer
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Keith: It’s the ray tracer song!
Keith (singing): Ray tracer, lalalalala! Ray tracer. La, nyuh nyuh nyuh.
Alan: It should be the ray tracer is done song. I’d like that better.
Keith (singing): It is doneeee, it is doneeee…
Monkey
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Keith: I don’t like monkeys. Havn’t you ever watched the videos of kids getting attacked by monkeys? It happens all the time!
Jello
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Keith: I’m deathly allergic to lime Jello.
Keith: I eat it and turn into a volcano and explode.
Weather
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Alan: Why is this weather so nice?
Keith: Someone put a lot of care into making it?
Integration
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Keith: Yeah, derivation is much easier than integration. I mean, look at the South when they had to integrate their schools…
Terror
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Keith: I shoot rays of terror at you.