Michael: Forum doesn’t want to be separated. It wants to be complete. Two halves that are one.
Christa: Forum wants to be a spread. And Pillbox wants to be broadsheet.
Anna (horrified): Noo!!
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Replacements
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Anna: We can replace “Did you Know” and the advice column. One can be puppies, and one can be drugs, sex, and disease.
Alumni
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Anna: He’s an alumni.
Greg: Alumnus.
Anna: He’s plural. He’s an alumni.
Later…
Anna: He is singular now, I’m sorry.
Nicole: Aw, the other parts of him are sad.
Baking
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Emily: Anna, why didn’t you bake?
Anna: Because I was either in a car, at Greek Sing, or sleeping.
Emily: You should have baked. At Greek Sing.
Bradley Cooper
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(After using a shirtless Bradley Cooper photo for the Limitless movie review, and sticking printouts of the photo on the ceiling)
Stacey: Anna, you’re not going to be able to have shirtless Bradley Cooper.
Anna: Aw, why?
Michael: The article isn’t about him. Either change the article to be about him, or change the picture.
Anna: That’s not fair.
Michael: He’s already on the ceiling. Get over it.
Sass
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Anna: You little sassmaster!
IPA
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Michael: It’s IPA
Anna: It’s all Greek to me
Michael: Actually, it has its own alphabet
Chivalry
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Anna: Do you like Valentine’s Day?
Katie: Yes, because I believe in chivalry.
Alan: Wait, did you say you have been chivalry?
Katie: I’ve only been chivalry once.
Long
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Michael: I don’t want to read Lunar Gala. It’s long.
Anna: It’s all short sentences. You can get through it, Michael. I believe in y…
Michael: Wiegand is spelled wrong
“It’s”
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Anna: Oh god! Oh god! Oh god!
Everyone: What?
Anna: In this video that’s supposed to be epic or something. “In it’s fifth year”
(Entire copy staff groans)