Alan: What is “minimal music”
Allison: Well, there’s not a lot to it…
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Starbucks
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(Emily is upset that Kiva Han is closing and turning into a Bagel Factory)
Alan: At least it’s not a Starbucks.
Emily: There’s one right across the street from it.
Alan: Yes.
Emily: What if they built a bridge connecting the two. It’s like the Starbucks bridge.
Blow
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Zeke: blow?
Zeke: watching that now
Alan: i love this video so much
Zeke: haha the random unicorns are great
Zeke: AHHHH RAINBOW BEAMS
Zeke: YES
Alan: the unicorns bleed rainbows when shot
Alan: 😀
Zeke: that’s what I meant
Zeke: this is the best thing I’ve seen leaving someone’s body in a music video since Katy Perry’s whipped cream cannon tits
Kelly
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Alan: such a fan of kelly’s stronger video 🙂
Alan: i assume ive sent this to you before
Zeke: actually I haven’t seen this
Zeke: her bed feels warmer sleeping alone?
Alan: you hadnt heard the song yet?
Zeke: This confirms what I’ve suspected about Kelly for a long time
Zeke: specifically….
Zeke: that she is a reptile
Cows
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(Playing 6 nimmt, Mark’s username is KrazyKow)
Alan: Wow, KrazyKow is not crazy for cows.
Mark: Yeah, the cows are crazy. I don’t want them.
Cows
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(Playing 6 nimmt)
Tim: Now that I have 21 oxen, I’m going to make it to Oregon faster than you.
Alan: Actually, Dan has more than you.
Tim: They won’t make it through the night.
Cowbell
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(In a discussion about outfitting the Kiltie Band with cowbells)
Dan: Oo, partymart.com/cowbell
Keith: Is that a sponsored link?
Dan: Maybe. Aw, there are no cowbells on this page.
Alan: You should fix that.
Dan: Yeah, I’ll call someone at Mountain View. “This page needs more cowbell. No really.”
Top pot
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nukeade: Have you ever had a Top Pot?
nukeade: They’re outrageous.
nukeade: They’re not really toroidal like normal doughnuts.
nukeade: They’re more like a square cross section loop.
nukeade: God, just thinking about them makes me want a Top Pot.
Alan V: they should make marijuana versions
Alan V: they can be Top Pot Top Pots
nukeade: Plus, it remains a palindrome.
Alan V: assuming they use the highest-quality marijuana
nukeade: If they also use the top pot on the shelf to make it, then it’s a Top pot top pot top pot.
nukeade: Though, now I’m just being silly… I should probably s top it.
Tea
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Greg: What kind of tea do you want?
Alan: I don’t know.
Greg: How about tea with feline spices? So you drink it like a little cat would.
Greg (wandering off): Meow meow meow…
Cats
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Greg: Little cats. And medium-sized rats.
Alan: Eating the cats.
Greg: They’re not that big.