Keith: I don’t think my nose is irrational.
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Bo Peep
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(Playing Catchphrase)
Alan: The boy with the sheep, and he did this when he lied a lot…
Keith: Little Bo Peep!
Tuna
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Alan: You win. Or I think you win.
Keith: I think I’m a tuna.
Shit
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Keith: I am completely full of shit.
Homework
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Alan: What (homework) problem you working on?
Keith: n
Alan: Where n is small?
Keith: No, where n is irrational.
Vacuum
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Keith (singing): Death and destruction, incredible suction.
Keith: It’s called ‘The Earth got stuck in a vacuum.'”
Scrabble
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Tim: Keith put the “ofa” in “sofa.” Aww, you took my spot.
Keith: Were you going to put the “oup” in “soup?”
Later…
Keith: So putting the “ofa” in “sofa” was a good idea?
Tim: Always
Keith: I guess that’s better than putting the “ouch” in “couch.”
Later…
Tim: Your sofa ruins everything, Keith!
Radio star
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Keith: Compilers kill the radio star.
Bad
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Alan: I’m bad at these.
Keith: I’m bad too. We’re all bad. Let’s have a bad party.
Pokewalker
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(Talking about gaming a Pokewalker)
Alan: What are some things that shake up and down?
Keith: You could put it in the dryer.