Nick (to Courtney): Do you want to add more typos to your pages so it can get to 7ths or 8ths or 9ths?
Katie: We’re trying to set a new record. Just get really wasted and start writing or something.
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Trade
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Greg: I’ll trade you this pile of thirds for a Reece’s egg.
Katie: That’s the best deal ever. It’s like the time I traded my holographic Charizard for a Vileplume.
Fact facts
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Greg: Wait, ‘Fact facts’?
Katie: As opposed to ‘Fictional facts’?
Greg: I think those should be ‘fast facts’
Later…
Nick: Aw, this page has ‘fast facts’. Should I circle it and tell them to change it to ‘fact facts’?
Cancer
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Alan: Wait… “Even the spoken term ‘Valentine’s Day’ can induce appendicitis?”
Katie: Yeah… it was originally pancreatic cancer, but Michael pointed out that Randy Pausch died from that, so…
Retention
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Bonita: Room retention phase, or Retain my room phase?
Katie: Room retention phase is clearer. Otherwise you’re retaining the room phase?
Alan: Wait, you’re retaining the phase?
Katie: Yeah, I love my room phase. I’m going to keep it forever.
Chivalry
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Anna: Do you like Valentine’s Day?
Katie: Yes, because I believe in chivalry.
Alan: Wait, did you say you have been chivalry?
Katie: I’ve only been chivalry once.
Headline
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Katie: Can we make that our headline? “Steelers lose, people just stand around, don’t really do anything,”
Cupcakes
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Greg: Impress your friends with cupcakes!
Katie: Or just replace everything with water. It’ll be the same.
Lump
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Katie: Everything’s finally going through the intranet in one giant lump. It’s like a baby passing through the urine canal.
Katie and lollipop
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