House

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Supine Pastry: If I go to sleep, wake me up.
SoAL Gilder: ok
Supine Pastry: Thank you.
SoAL Gilder: ill go over to your house and hit you over the head with a hammer
Supine Pastry: Hah! You don’t know where Iive. Unless your creepy yearbook powers tell you -that- too!

Gas

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* J5261988 does the hulk thing. “You’re making me gassy. I don’t think youre gonna like me, when I’m gassy.
J5261988: And instead of ripping my shirt, I could rip ass.
J5261988: woo!
J5261988: The incredible man with indigestion!

Fart II

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* Supine Pastry farts.
Supine Pastry: GOD DAMNIT! NOT FUCKING AGAIN!
SoAL Gilder: O.o
Supine Pastry: Why does you fucking name have to be right under Johnny b’s?
Supine Pastry: lol
Supine Pastry: two time now.

Ty’s mom

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J5261988: class TysMom
{
public:
bool done;
int age;
int ugliness;
void do_tys_mom();
{
done = true;
}
void age() {
age++;
};
}
TysMom s1;
J5261988: Ohhh. A class for Ty’s mom.
SoAL Gilder: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
SoAL Gilder: OMG email that to him
J5261988: lol
J5261988: I should actually code a “Ty’s Mom” Simulator program and send him the .exe

Worked

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J5261988: Good god, the first page worke don the first rty.
J5261988: There is -no- way this cpould possibly work on the firsst try.
J5261988: It would be funny if it did.
J5261988: OMG
J5261988: IT DID
J5261988: One more thing to code.
J5261988: No… mode does not equal ass
J5261988: it equals “add”
J5261988: Dirty computer. :-/

Insult

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J5261988: That would be funny. A php script that insulted you.
J5261988: And it could all learn new insults.
J5261988: Like, on the first day it’s upp, it calls you a dum dum head…
J5261988: And then yuou come back a week later
J5261988: And It calls you a god damned fucktarding peice of shit
J5261988: OMG
J5261988: THAT WOULD RULE