Alan: So who’s organizing dinner?
Mars: We’re playing Scrabble, so you are.
Greg: And I want to go to the gym.
Mars: And we want to go see Frozen. Get to it.
Ian: Yeah. Start filming Frozen!
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3D
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Alan: And there’s the 3D Grilled Cheese Steakburger.
Greg: Of course it’s 3D. What kind of advertisement is that? Unless they steamroll it before they serve it to you…
Batsignal
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Greg: Do we have to look up how to typeset the bat signal?
Squeaks
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(Greg is processing statistics of journal text)
Greg: Inquiring squeaks want to know.
Alan: Why?
Greg: Because they are data scientists. They just happen to be hamsters as well. It’s a thing that can happen. Are you biased against hamsters?
Color
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(Alan is watching The Voice and Christina is on the screen)
Greg: What was she dipped in to make her that color?
Baby
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(Discussing birth control and preventing pregnancy)
Jon: Where does immaculate conception fall into this? I’m very concerned about this.
Greg: You personally?
Pancakes
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(Discussing the pancake problem)
Mars: Can we make malicious pancakes when we get home?
Ian: Instead of blueberries you add malace.
Mars: What aisle of the supermarket is the malace in?
Keith: I’m not sure Giant Eagle has that.
Greg: Oh they do.
Married
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Ian: What if they ask me to be the priest?
Al-Tim: Just remember that no one will listen to you until you say, “So you guys want to get married?”
Greg: Say it exactly like that.
Night
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Greg: We’ve never seen West Virginia in the day.
Keith: It’s always night in West Virginia.
Bears
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Greg: It’s okay. Bears always land on their feet.
Alan: I… don’t think that’s true?
Greg: It would be true if they were cats!