Nicole: You can read the horoscopes to the bear.
Emily: The bear doesn’t like to be distracted while I’m making love to it.
Nicole: If it’s distracted, you’re not doing it right.
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Bladder
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Emily: The bladder is never ending.
Nicole: Stand there too long and you’ll have puddles.
Qdoba
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Celia: Okay, everyone. Qdoba is coming at 3 today.
Greg: What?!
Evan: What?!
Emily: We’re having brunch!
Editing
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Emily: Josh! This article is edited terribly. I hate you.
Mother
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Emily: Why am I the mother? I’m not going to chew up worms and put them into your mouth.
Kiva Han
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(The Kiva Han article quotes a freshman)
Emily: You’ve only been here one year. Your world is not falling apart.
Madelyn: THAT’S WHAT I SAID!
Starbucks
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(Emily is upset that Kiva Han is closing and turning into a Bagel Factory)
Alan: At least it’s not a Starbucks.
Emily: There’s one right across the street from it.
Alan: Yes.
Emily: What if they built a bridge connecting the two. It’s like the Starbucks bridge.
Onion
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Emily: Madelyn!
Madelyn: Emily!
Emily: Serious structural problems with the Onion!
Emily and Evan
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Emily and Anna
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