Daniel: What?
Celia: Nowhere in that conversation was your name mentioned. Apparently you are now Anna?
Daniel: I always wanted that name.
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Finished
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(At noon, an hour after production started)
Celia: How’s it going?
Daniel: Good. Almost finished.
Celia: What?!
Emily: Shut up.
Daniel: Just kidding.
Conspiring
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Celia: Is there anything we can do to make your life easier?
Patrick: We’re just standing here conspiring to make your life easier.
Michael: The two of you… conspiring…
Stacey: I can join in!
Cleaning
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Celia: I was feeling really sad, so I got really domestic. It’s like misery cleaning.
Vomit
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Meela: I feel like I’m either going to pass out, throw up, or fall asleep.
Later, talking about falling asleep…
Celia: You do it maybe once a day. I do it whenever I want.
Christa: Passing out? Or vomiting?
Child
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(Emily gives pages to Michael, first with a ‘Hwah!’, then by repeatedly hitting him with a page)
Celia: One day, he’s going to punch you.
Emily: Oh, I know. I want to see the breaking point. I’m like a small child.
Explode
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Celia: Okay, I’ll be back.
Emily: What? The room’s going to explode.
Celia: Uh, it’d better not. It’ll be your fault if it explodes.
Emily: Aww. It’s going to explode now. And it’s going to be my fault.
Posters
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Celia: Any ideas for these posters?
Emily: First rule of advertising, sex sells.
Stacey: Just get some naked people on there holding carnival issues.
Creative
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Celia (excitedly): Katie Katie Katie! Come here! You’re creative, you can help me!
Relief
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Celia: Is there anything you need to not die? I can always provide comic relief.
Michael: See, the problem is that the comic relief you provide is at my expense.