Anna: Celia, you can’t slit Michael’s throat. …unless he really deserves it.
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Brownie
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Anna: Do you want a brownie? Qdoba brought us brownies randomly.
Patrick: They’re covered in chicken sweat
Boobs
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Anna: Apparently my boobs are community property now.
Hazed
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Emily: Adam, you’re not important enough to be hazed, you whore.
Anna: Bad Emily. No sweet lovin’ tonight.
Flyers
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Anna: I was handing out flyers at a corner this week, and I felt like such a prostitute. Especially since I was targeting 40-year-old men.
Included
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Emily: Dammit, you keep butting in.
Anna (feigning sadness): I just want to be included Emily. That’s all I wanted.
Movement theatre
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Anna: [The feature] is about movement theatre.
Daniel: It’s not ballet, it’s movement theatre.
Anna: They’re different!
Michael: Ballet is too mainstream.
Beautiful
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Anna: I’m going to go write my article. I’ll be back. I’ll be beautiful.
Michael: You’re always beautiful.
Entire office: Awwww!
Pica
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Anna: They were like, ‘This isn’t a pica.’ I was like ‘WTF is a pica? I thought that was a frat!’
Classy
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Anna: The more naked the more classy.