Alan: Babies are beef.
Josh: Wouldn’t they be veal?
Madelyn: I don’t think our babies are fat enough to be veal. We need 50s babies where we fed them Karo syrup for 6 months.
Daniel: Kerosene?!
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Sense
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Evan: If the prefix ends in the same letter as the word, it has a hyphen. Like pre-existing.
Alan: That makes sense.
Evan: Sometimes the English language makes sense. It’s an anomaly, but sometimes.
Tiny
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(Alan pats Jennifer on the head)
Jennifer: Yes, I’m tiny.
Alan: I just want to pick you up and carry you off somewhere.
Jennifer: People always tell me: Be careful! You’re grab-and-go size!
Article
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Alan: I will write you a forum article. At some point. I just don’t have opinions about anything.
Josh: It doesn’t have to be big. Even if it’s little. Just water it and it will grow into a 4000-character article.
Resources
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(Playing Power Grid; Keith buys out all of the coal, there is no garbage left, and nukes are 12 each.)
Alan: Sad resource market is sad.
Keith: It’s because we’ve had crappy plants for so long we’ve completely destroyed the earth.
Astronauts
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(Looking at different fonts for the cover)
Alan: What are you looking for?
Patrick: We’re looking for whatever Stacey says we’re looking for.
Stacey: We’re looking for something that looks less like they’re recruiting astronauts.
Tweet
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Celia: Nick was here?
Alan: Yeah, he showed up this morning.
Celia: I didn’t know that. It wasn’t part of Michael’s tweeting.
Alan: Michael was live tweeting production?
Jonathan: Lie tweeting?
Guide
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Alan: Is this supposed to be “Housing Guide 2011-2012”? It’s for the 2012-2013 school year.
Courtney: Yeah.
Michael: How about just “Housing Guide 2012”?
Courtney: Then it doesn’t fill the space and I have to come up with more words.
Michael: “Housing Guide for 2012”?
Nick: How about “Housing Guide five 2012”?
Mushroom
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Alan: Why are mushrooms so good? I love mushrooms.
Greg: Well, they probably don’t love you back. Because they are plants.
Alan: Except they’re not actually plants.
Greg: They’re fungi. Even worse.
Liver
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Alan: Huh. “The treatment of choice is liver transplantation.” So if you eat a death cap, you’re going to get a liver transplant.
Allison: That doesn’t sound very fun.