Greg: Impress your friends with cupcakes!
Katie: Or just replace everything with water. It’ll be the same.
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Lovely
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Michael: You…
Celia: I’m lovely.
Michael: Yes, because that’s exactly what’s going through my mind right now.
Lump
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Katie: Everything’s finally going through the intranet in one giant lump. It’s like a baby passing through the urine canal.
Long
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Michael: I don’t want to read Lunar Gala. It’s long.
Anna: It’s all short sentences. You can get through it, Michael. I believe in y…
Michael: Wiegand is spelled wrong
Thermostat
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Nick: Thermostats are just there becaues people complain about the temperature, so they put in a thermostat and the complaints go away.
Inbox
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Emily: Michael, you are filling up my inbox. Stop forwarding me things.
Boring
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Michael: We want to do something that doesn’t look boring.
Shweta: Oh, that’s not me.
Graduate
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(Nick is reading about student elections)
Nick: “Any student who is enrolled in the Spring 2011 semester is eligible to run.” Which means I could run, then graduate…
Bra
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Michael: Shweta, if you want to write an article about which bra to wear to the EOC, you can, but…
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Nick: Yes, you should write about your bra preference for the EOC.
Michael: Yes I should.
Accent
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(During a discussion about dialects and the Pittsburgh “needs verbed” construct)
Nick: So, with me, I’ll go ahead and drop the “to be” and afterward I’ll realize what I’ve done.
Celia: Sometimes I’ll slip into a Southern accent, and I’m totally from California, and I have no relatives from the south.