Alan: I wonder if I can snort popcorn…
Alan: …. I think I really did.
Alan: Ack, it’s stuck up there.
Vicki: THIS is your gifted student who scored a 35 on the ACT and your National Merit Finalist, everyone.
Alan: Wheee look, the popcorn bounces when I do this!
*Alan takes Jennie’s necklace and pokes it in her nose*
Vicki: Uh… what are you doing?
Alan: It’s pointy!
Jennie: Stop that!
Alan: Pointy things have to go in holes.
Vicki: OMG
Alan: They do! Pointy things always go in holes! Like pegs!
Vicki: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Alan: ….. what….?
Vicki: Think about that for a moment, Alan…
Alan: Jennie’s necklace is like an arrow.
Alan: It points to her boobs.
Patrick: As if anyone would have trouble finding them…
David: Oh, THAT’S where they are.
David: Jennie just has this aura that says ‘sex.”
Jennie: Gee, thanks
David: No! I’m serious!
David: It’s like you’re thinking “Hmmm.. alright the natural log of… sex… fifteen point three four is…”
Alan: It’s because she should become a porn star.
(Talking about Mr. Madsen, the rather old physics teacher)
Alan: Jeff idolizes him.
Sean: Jeff thinks he’s hot.
David: Actually, I never touch my dog before school.
Patrick: So when DO you touch it?
Gihan: David touches his dog!
Gihan: It would have been better if it was ‘David touches his monkey.’ That can be taken so many different ways.
Alan: Eewwwwwww
Vicki: So, DOES David touch his monkey?
Gihan: I wouldn’t know! I’m his best friend, but that’s a line I don’t cross.
Vicki: As opposed to playing monopoly in towels?
Created for an assignment in Photoshop in my Design Technology class.
Created for a “Bus wrap” competition in Illustrator during my Design Technology class. The winning entry was printed huge and attached to a real bus.
Created for an assignment in Illustrator during my Design Technology class.
Created for an assignment in Illustrator during my Design Technology class.