Owen: I think a lot of the articles are old.
Greg: Yeah, written by people who graduated. Or quoting people who graduated.
Owen: They changed it. Like, “Senior Jake said he would be retaining Webster for next year.”
Alan: Well, he could be a fifth-year senior.
Owen: Or maybe he just wants to graduate and hold on to it.
Emily: They did a survey of Americans. And people didn’t know who Abraham Lincoln was. They were like, “Is he a crab? Is he a seahorse?”
Emily: Corruption! Yayyyyyyy!
Michael: It’s like, “Yay. I found a bug that means I have to rewrite the whole kernel.”
Emily: I will Titanic the shit out of this newspaper. Hindenberg.
Michael: Flaming death sounds more fun.
Emily: I’m going to punch you in the ovaries.
Emily: Shit is just flowing out of my mouth. I don’t know what I’m saying.
Michael: It’s like all good things in life. Baked.
Nikunja: All good things in life are fake?
Christa: What a shrew! What a shrew!
Emily: Tame me! You get a Shakespeare reference
Christa: I’m in love!
Stacey: You just made a West Wing reference.
Michael: I told you I was making a West Wing reference.
Stacey: I didn’t know whether you were actually making one, if you just told me you were. It was like 3 AM.