Alan: So if Britain is getting a scary amount of radiation, does that mean that America is like a nuclear wasteland? And Japan is just gone?
Michael: It’s okay. California is a spaceship.
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Editing
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(While editing an article)
Michael: Transitions! Paragraph breaks! Exist them!
Cows
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Michael: It’s like they’re saying that the Japanese are raising radioactive cows. When the cows start turning different colors, you should probably not eat them.
Relief
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Celia: Is there anything you need to not die? I can always provide comic relief.
Michael: See, the problem is that the comic relief you provide is at my expense.
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Emily: Your prom was rapeish!
Sass
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Anna: You little sassmaster!
IPA
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Michael: It’s IPA
Anna: It’s all Greek to me
Michael: Actually, it has its own alphabet
Pancake
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Michael: So, if you put a pancake over it, the scanner can’t detect it.
Stacey: Is it a lead-lined pancake?
Bones
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Michael: That’s what I do with SciTech articles. It’s like, “I don’t think this is true. Celia! Can they make bones explode?”
Drink
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Emily: Michael, the next time we go drinking together, I’m going to roofie your drink.