Michael: Yeah, to edit it, section editors have to go to [url], which they purposely don’t know about, because we don’t want them to break things.
Nick (overhearing): Oooh!
Maricel: I’m going to beat you up if you break it.
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Tag Archives: Tartan
Responsible
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Emily: Michael! Can we have child porn in the paper?
Michael: Emily. I’ll leave you to make a responsible editorial decision on that one.
Emily: I think the answer is yes.
Roll
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Emily: Michael! We should remove the carpeting! That way it’s easier to roll around.
Quotient
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Katie: That’s my troll face of the day. You’re not getting any more. I’ve filled my quotient. Quota.
Surprise
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(Daniel puts down an ed board article in front of Alex)
Daniel: I’m going to put this right here and see what happens.
Alex: No! I already read this!
Cold
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Emily: Oh your hands are coollllddddd
Christa: Calm down
Emily: dddddd
Christa: It’s okay
Emily: dddddd
Awkward
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Michael: Things that are awkward: Writing a feature about someone and having them as the wrong gender.
Props
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Michael: Two things we often have in our paper: Mad props and blood splatters.
Milk
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Nick: The solution is to use more chocolate milk.
Emily: Will more chocolate milk fix this?
Nick: Yes.
Pizza
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Nick: I keep misspelling ‘pizza’ by typing ‘t’ instead of ‘z’.