Stacey: If you google ‘baby dolphins’, they’re all dead baby dolphins. It’s sad.
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Alumni
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Anna: He’s an alumni.
Greg: Alumnus.
Anna: He’s plural. He’s an alumni.
Later…
Anna: He is singular now, I’m sorry.
Nicole: Aw, the other parts of him are sad.
Explode
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Celia: Okay, I’ll be back.
Emily: What? The room’s going to explode.
Celia: Uh, it’d better not. It’ll be your fault if it explodes.
Emily: Aww. It’s going to explode now. And it’s going to be my fault.
Riot
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Emily: They’re not rioting. They’re happy! They’re sticking their tongues out!
Baking
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Emily: Anna, why didn’t you bake?
Anna: Because I was either in a car, at Greek Sing, or sleeping.
Emily: You should have baked. At Greek Sing.
Posters
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Celia: Any ideas for these posters?
Emily: First rule of advertising, sex sells.
Stacey: Just get some naked people on there holding carnival issues.
Creative
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Celia (excitedly): Katie Katie Katie! Come here! You’re creative, you can help me!
Impressed
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Christa: That’s a really flexible imaginary dick you’ve got there.
Emily: I’m glad you’re impressed.
Christa: I didn’t say I was impressed.
Corner
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Emily: Go to your corner
Daniel: I don’t have a corner
Emily: Go to your corner, Daniel
Daniel: I don’t have a corner
Emily: Go to your corner!
Daniel: I don’t HAVE a corner!
Emily: Go to your corner!
Christa: Just let her have this one.
Emily: You’re my second favorite Daniel now.
Emily (to other Daniel): Welcome to position number one.
Christa: That sounded wrong.
James Franco
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Emily: Anna has Bradley Cooper. I want James Franco with his arm falling off on MY desk.