Michael: I don’t think I’m ok with you assaulting people with my notepad.
Emily: But you left it in the office. You bequeathed it to me! I declare it!
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Tag Archives: Tartan
Opinion
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(Emily is upset that Person’s Op is all women after already redoing it once because it was all Asian women.)
Emily: Try again! Third try! I’m going to keep calling you a racist.
Josh: How am I a racist?
Emily: A chauvinist!
Josh: How dare I ask a woman’s opinion.
Emily: How dare you ask a woman’s opinion on things.
(Later)
Emily: Stop being biased against your own gender.
Edit
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Allison: I just want a gin and tonic with every page I edit.
Hair
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Alan (to Daniel): You should never cut your hair again until it trails on the ground behind you.
Allison: Oh man, I wish you were a hippy. Then we could smoke weed and lay out our pages together.
Tartan
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Christa: We’re going to hand out Tartans and donuts. And be like, “Hey, here’s The Tartan. And some food. Correlate the two. Love.”
Greg
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Allison: I have so many questions today. I feel like Greg.
Review
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(Emily is handing out awards, and gives one to Allison)
Emily: …for daring to write a negative review. That’s a good thing. We can do it. Let’s make some enemies.
Bored
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Emily: I’m bored I’m bored I’m bored by your bra. I’m BORED. More sexual excitement.
Events
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Emily: Reading a not-Tartan, I see. Slut.
Allison: I’m looking up events *for* the Tartan.
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Daniel: I was looking at your screen and was like, “Allison, every single word is spelled wrong.”