Michael: Things fail but they don’t fail in ways that destroy anything. They fail and crawl away somewhere.
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Error
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Michael: There are lots of errors. Are they errors that we care about?
Downtown
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Michael: It’s an art exhibit about downtown Pittsburgh doing Pittsburghy things downtown.
Flail
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(Michael walks up to the photo computer, where Celia is editing photos)
Celia: Hello dear.
Michael: Rar
(Michael reaches for the keyboard)
Celia: No.
Michael (flailing): Grah rar rah, grah rar rah, grah rar rah, grah rar rah.
Celia: Fine, here.
Engineer
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Michael: Celia, are you an electrical and chemical engineer?
Celia: No.
Michael: If we quote you and Rebecca and stuck them together, would you be an electrical and chemical engineer?
Heart
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Celia: Emily, Michael says you have no heart.
Emily: Aww, thanks Michael. You understand me! That’s why I’m your protege.
Michael: I don’t think that means what you think it means.
Emily: That’s why I’m your child? Your spawn of demons? Your demon spawn?
Its
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Emily: Anna you used the wrong “its”!
Anna: What?!
Anna: No! “Its slim, compact shape IS”
Michael: One of your articles I edited had the wrong “its” in it.
Things
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Michael: I’m gonna go sit in my office and read articles and throw things at people.
Biden
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Michael: Changing Joe Biden’s words is like changing Shakespeare’s.
Evan: We’re not changing them, we’re paraphrasing.
Fallacies
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(Talking about two controversial articles)
Michael: I’m not sure which article has more logical fallacies. One shows a complete disregard for history. One shows a complete disregard for everything else.