Emily: Madelyn!
Madelyn: Emily!
Emily: Serious structural problems with the Onion!
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Important
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Evan: What’s a word for making something important?
Madelyn: Deifying.
Tartan
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Michael: It’s how to reconstruct the Tartan if there’s nothing but the constitution and bylaws.
Madelyn: It’s like the Tartan apocalypse. Everyone on the Tartan quits because of the Pillbox cover.
(Allison turns around looking horrified.)
Christa: The look on Allison’s face was awesome.
Shirt
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Madelyn: I want a Tartan shirt.
Michael: If you give me 15 dollars, I will ensure you have the future opportunity to obtain a Tartan shirt.
Greg: For another 15 dollars?
Front page
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Nicole: Things haven’t gotten that bad. We don’t have to get Anna killed to make a front page.
Madelyn: Not killed. Maimed.
Caps
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(Celia has put Emily in time out for being loud)
Madelyn: Can Emily be out of time out to help me with Tartan?
Celia: As long as there are no exclamation points or all caps in your speech.
Emily: Then I can’t talk!
Feature
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Anna: …to get the feature in copy editing…
Evan: Feature on copy editing?
Madelyn: We’re gonna be stars!