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Android
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Zeke: the latest Android version statue is…. creepy
Zeke: the next version is rumored to be named “ice cream”
Zeke: I hope it gets a 2 Girls, 1 Cup statue
Zeke: with a creamy android coming out the butt
Sushi
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Alan: I AM ANGRY GRRRR
nukeade: OBVIOUSLY!
Alan: YOUR SUSHI MADE ME POOP WORMS GRRRR
Alan: WORMY WORM WORMS
nukeade: OMG COOL!
Boner
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nukeade: Jon, Justin and I started new characters, and they’re at Level 9. Adam is likely going to try to join us as well, so we’ll have a foursome. Then I played with Boner, and he made it up one level while narrowly avoiding death. But narrowly avoiding is still avoiding.
nukeade: They can’t play with Boner until… like level 65.
Alan: yay, foursome! 😀
Alan: with boner!
nukeade: Yeah, well my boner extrudes poison.
nukeade: And not the kind that causes swelling in Women, followed by no fewer than 18 years of agony.
Proof
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youji67859: booty call for evan!!
Alan: are we going to get evan some booty?
Alan: we should get him some chocolate pie instead
youji67859: lets get him a proof
youji67859: i can just immagine evan orgasaming to the end of a proof
youji67859: QQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Alan: hmm
Alan: let’s get him a prof
youji67859: mackey?
Alan: but mackey is very married
youji67859: this is why we can drug him
Alan: hmmm
Alan: i dont think this is a good plan
Broken glass
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Tim: I LIKE BROKEN GLASS IT MAKES MY NOSE TICKLE
Hot
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Alan: it’s too hot to sleep 🙁
Ian: Take off your clothes and curl up in the fridge.
Ian: Get a hose and soak your mattress.
Ian: Sleep on an electric fan instead of a pillow..
Ian: Get into the washing machine and turn it on. (Make sure it’s not set to warm.)
Ian: Close your eyes and imagine a penguin.
Ian: It’s the middle of summer and a penguin is walking through the desert.
Alan: hm
Ian: The light of the sun causes smoke to come out of the penguin as it burns.
Ian: Oh no, the penguin fell into a pool of lava!
Ian: Suddenly, the air force firebombs the desert! The penguin is turning into vapor!
Ian: Are you feeling better?
Alan: yes
Alan: vapor penguins are very cooling
Ian: The penguin opens its eyes. Could it be, it has somehow survived? No! It’s in Hell! Aaaaa!
Katy Perry
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Zeke: all this video needs is something exploding out of katy perry’s tits
Zeke: they don’t need the rest of katy perry
Zeke: just her tits
Zeke: mounted on a stand or a chair or something
Earth day
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ima2ba: I was going to pay for a bus…
ima2ba: but then the bus driver was like, no you don’t need to pay…
ima2ba: And I was like, oh, okay.
ima2ba: And he was like, it’s Earth day. All buses in the Seattle area are free on Earth day.
ima2ba: Crazy liberal states.
Bit shift
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gregh1983: Bit shift eyes!
Alan: <<_<<
Alan: >>_>>
gregh1983: That means everyone who’s standing in a line shuffles their eyes one socket to the left. Or to the right.
gregh1983: And you always take care to have an odd number of operations, so everyone goes home with a mismatched pair.