Keith: It smells like blueberry muffins in here.
Alan: That’s odd… we don’t have blueberries or muffins in here.
Keith: It’s probably the strawberry preserves.
Alan: But strawberries don’t smell like blueberries…
Keith: They do in Keithland!
Keith: So the nectarine I had wasn’t too good.
Alan: Yeah, it wasn’t very sweet. We could get different fruit next time.
Keith: Yeah, more advantage is good.
Alan: I should eat! What should I eat?
Keith: Babies.
Alan: Oooo babies.
Keith: Darn, I just lost the game.
Keith: We should eat more walruses.
Alan: Our room smells like fruit.
Keith: Indeed. It is a fruity room.
Alan: Maybe I should throw out my trash.
Keith: Maybe you should be a walrus.
Keith: Eh, it’s better for them to hate you and make you cry than to, you know, eat your mother or something.
Alan: and i ate a bucket of lard yesterday
Alan: im gonna grow fatttt
Echidnapi: heh
Alan: and for breakfast i had a stick of butter
Alan: covered in sugar
Echidnapi: mmm
Echidnapi: with some flour that would be a dough boy
ShinSeikiDan105: haha tho by now i should’ve eaten enough o grease to burn thru an artery :-S
Alan: or at least clog one
ShinSeikiDan105: hmmm like maybe the grease fought itself… and the clogging grease got wiped out by the eating through grease!
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