Emily and Evan
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Its
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Emily: Ahh, Evan!
Evan: What?!
Emily: You used the wrong “its”!!! I’m going to kill you!
Emily bear
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Review
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Anna: Can we put an editor’s note on the review? “No one else at The Tartan agrees with this review.”
Evan: Or just put brackets around the entire article and put “sic.”
Colon
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Christa: She sassed you. She sassed you in the ass. She went like this *reaches* and grabbed your colon.
Evan: Emily doesn’t have a colon.
Biden
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Michael: Changing Joe Biden’s words is like changing Shakespeare’s.
Evan: We’re not changing them, we’re paraphrasing.
Fistfight
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Evan: Honestly, I would not mind getting in a fistfight with Emily every once in a while.
Copy manager
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(Michael is a former copy manager and current editor-in-chief)
Katie: The copy manager has to see every page.
Michael: Yes, I know.
Evan: Just so you know, Michael. Since you know nothing about copy editing.
Nice things
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(Evan spills cookie bits all over the table.)
Emily: Way to make a mess in the office, Evan. This is why we can’t have nice things.
Evan: I thought *you* were the reason we couldn’t have nice things
Hypothetical
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Evan: This conversation is talking about a hypothetical.
Anna: This conversation isn’t actually real… it’s just hypothetical.