Josh: All of my articles were through last night.
Evan: You can leave early!
Emily: Heh, no.
Evan: Well earlier than, say, Madelyn.
Nicole: Aw, that was so mean!
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Trix
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Evan: Trix are for kids!
Emily: Trix are for whores.
Evan: What, in the next XXX show, women are eating Trix all sexy. Rubbing Trix cereal all over their bodies.
Pizza
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(Only three people have shown up to the writer’s training workshop, where pizza is provided)
Emily: We should have said it was “mandatory”.
Josh: MANDATORY PIZZA!
Alcohol
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Emily: I like websites that help you become an alcoholic.
Bear
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(Emily puts the bear on Madelyn.)
Madelyn: No!
Emily: I’m putting bear butt on you.
Madelyn: No. Don’t put bear on me while you’re molesting it.
Emily: I was molesting it before. Then I set the molest-y part on you.
Good
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Christa: It’s so early! We did so good!
Emily: “Well”
Christa: So good!
Emily: I’m going to punch you in the ovaries.
Resilient
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(Emily comes over and starts talking to Madelyn.)
Emily: You’re failing the test again. The test of focus.
Madelyn: You’re helping so much.
Emily: I’m making you resilient.
Bias
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(Figuring out what article should go first on A1)
Madelyn: Port authority. But I’m biased, because I wrote it.
Emily: I’m biased too, because it was a good article.
Patrick: Emily doesn’t know what ‘biased’ means.
Taste
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(Emily disapproves of the art for an article on taste.)
Emily: I don’t get it. It doesn’t make sense. Taste buds don’t wear hats. Especially backward hats.
Tears
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(Emily is complaining about an article in Forum to Josh)
Emily: It made me want to cry.
Celia: It’s okay. He gets it.
Emily: I’m motivating him!
Jonathan: Apparently smelling tears lowers testosterone.
Emily: I’m going to cry and you’ll die!
(The discussion goes to how women supposedly find men more attractive when they’re sweaty.)
Celia: I like my men to work out in secret. And come to me freshly showered.