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Sex

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David: Jennie just has this aura that says ‘sex.”
Jennie: Gee, thanks
David: No! I’m serious!
David: It’s like you’re thinking “Hmmm.. alright the natural log of… sex… fifteen point three four is…”
Alan: It’s because she should become a porn star.

Dog

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David: Actually, I never touch my dog before school.
Patrick: So when DO you touch it?
Gihan: David touches his dog!
Gihan: It would have been better if it was ‘David touches his monkey.’ That can be taken so many different ways.
Alan: Eewwwwwww
Vicki: So, DOES David touch his monkey?
Gihan: I wouldn’t know! I’m his best friend, but that’s a line I don’t cross.
Vicki: As opposed to playing monopoly in towels?