Celia: I’m so fed up with red light. Photos never come out good with red light.
Michael: Can’t you just add in some… green light… and
Celia: That’s not how it works.
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Rice
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Celia: I’m always dissatisfied with the rice. Last time it was too cilantro-y lime-y. This time it’s not cooked enough.
Evan: Next time it’ll be maggots!
Two seconds
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Celia: It’ll be in your folder in just like two seconds… … … maybe more…
Quick
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Katie: Why are things moving so quickly today?
Evan: Because I’M here… no.
Celia: Because Emily isn’t here.
High five
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Celia: *high-fives Stacey’s idle hand*
Stacey: What happened?
Patrick: I think she thought you were trying to high-five her.
Stacey: Yeah, we can say that’s what was happening.
Headline
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(Christa has a fake headline “I want to ‘Hook up’ please take my virginity right now!!!”)
Patrick: Uh… we want him to stay on staff.
Celia: We’re also not using three exclamation points.
Emily: I love how that’s the problem you have.
Office
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Patrick: I’m having a meeting in Celia’s office.
Michael: Isn’t Celia in Celia’s office?
Celia (from the photo computer): Yes, Celia is in Celia’s office right now.
Stripper
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Celia: Michael gave me a dollar. I’m a stripper now.
Michael: Yeah, you know strippers are known for their love of turtlenecks.
Voodoo
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Celia: I KNEW voodoo was going to happen in this office.
Hug?
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Emily: Will you hug the bear?
Celia: No.
Emily: Can the bear press its body against your body?