Anna: They were like, ‘This isn’t a pica.’ I was like ‘WTF is a pica? I thought that was a frat!’
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Tag Archives: Tartan
Fight
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Michael: Emily, whoever you’re fighting against… they don’t exist, and they’re still right.
Classy
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Anna: The more naked the more classy.
Adopted
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Meela: Nikunja doesn’t like you.
Nikunja: That’s not true!
Meela: You’re adopted. Your parents don’t love you.
Emily: Well maybe I don’t like them. Maybe I ran away from home when I was twelve. You don’t know. What do you know of my life?
Harass
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Meela: Daniel, please don’t harass Emily, no matter how much you might not like her, like the rest of us.
Emily: DON’T haraSS me!
Later…
Christa: Go sit down. Go sit down and let me verbally harass you.
Blah blah blah
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Emily: It’s the same f***ing structure in every f***ing sentence. ‘Blah blah blah blah we at the Tartan blah blah blah.’ Stop it, Daniel!
(SciTech Daniel turns around.)
Emily: Not you.
Energy
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(Emily is being particularly hyper)
Michael: Whatever device she has that gives her infinite amount of energy…
Forum
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Michael: Forum doesn’t want to be separated. It wants to be complete. Two halves that are one.
Christa: Forum wants to be a spread. And Pillbox wants to be broadsheet.
Anna (horrified): Noo!!
Creep
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Emily: What if I said I was going to creep into your room at night, Anna, and touch you?
Christa: You already do that.
Replacements
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Anna: We can replace “Did you Know” and the advice column. One can be puppies, and one can be drugs, sex, and disease.