Doug: You should do both!
Katie: I don’t have time! I have Reddit to read! Priorities!
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Drivers
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(People are telling Christa what to do with the layout)
Christa: Thank you, backseat drivers.
Emily: We’re all watching you.
Michael: I’m sitting to the side of the monitor. I can’t see anything.
Stacey: You’re like a three-cars-over driver.
Voices
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Michael: There are way too many voices and I don’t think any of them are important to me.
Right
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Emily: 90% of the time I’m always right.
Michael: Just keep saying numbers and they’ll be true.
Vomit
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Meela: I feel like I’m either going to pass out, throw up, or fall asleep.
Later, talking about falling asleep…
Celia: You do it maybe once a day. I do it whenever I want.
Christa: Passing out? Or vomiting?
Child
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(Emily gives pages to Michael, first with a ‘Hwah!’, then by repeatedly hitting him with a page)
Celia: One day, he’s going to punch you.
Emily: Oh, I know. I want to see the breaking point. I’m like a small child.
Toleration
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Meela: Toleration is not friendship.
Throw up
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Meela (singing): Ima throw up on… Stacey.
Stacey: Please don’t.
Pet
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Meela (yelling): Nick Harper can I pet your head?!
Nick: I suppose so?
(Meela pets Nick’s head)
Meela: Patrick’s in there.
Nick: Patrick’s here?
Meela: Go tell him.
Nick: I will tell Patrick that I let you pet my head.
Move
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Christa (to Emily): You can’t move now. I hotwired that bitch to blow if you move. If you fart, you’re dead.