Emily: It’d be a threesome with me, Evan, and the bear. We wouldn’t even know who’s semen would get in the bear, mine or Evan’s. Probably mine.
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Included
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Emily: Dammit, you keep butting in.
Anna (feigning sadness): I just want to be included Emily. That’s all I wanted.
Beatings
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Emily: How do you feel about fetuses?
Christa: Do you have a semen bear too? Do you beat your girlfriend before or after dinner?
Emily: During.
Christa: That’s the unexpected answer.
Best
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Emily: I didn’t watch it past the rape scene, because that scene was just…
Evan: …the best?
Hug?
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Emily: Will you hug the bear?
Celia: No.
Emily: Can the bear press its body against your body?
Hair
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Paul: What color is your hair?
Emily: I don’t know. Are you going to take back what you said?
Paul: What did I say?
Emily: You don’t care what color my hair is. What if I dye it bright green?
Opinions
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Christa: Opinions are like farts. You just gotta let them out.
Plugging in
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Daniel: “The plugged in device will help it perform faster”? There’s nothing to plug in.
Anna
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Daniel: What?
Celia: Nowhere in that conversation was your name mentioned. Apparently you are now Anna?
Daniel: I always wanted that name.
Movement theatre
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Anna: [The feature] is about movement theatre.
Daniel: It’s not ballet, it’s movement theatre.
Anna: They’re different!
Michael: Ballet is too mainstream.