Christa: Ew! That’s disgusting! What’s wrong with you?
Emily: Internet?
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Tag Archives: Tartan
Emotion
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Emily (reading a headline): “Blind pilot inspires emotion”
Christa: You inspire emotion. Emotion of disgust. Is that an emotion?
Things
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Emily: Ahh Anna, things are happening.
Thinner
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(During a discussion about losing weight and needing to be thinner)
Patrick: Me too.
Christa: Yeah, you’re as thin as…
Emily: …as a starving Ethiopian child. And just as dark.
Boobs
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Anna: Apparently my boobs are community property now.
Oriental
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(Reading from the style guide)
Alan: Asian – never ‘Oriental’
Katie: Has that been a problem? ‘Carnegie Mellon has a sizable Chinaman population.’
Words
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Adam: I have to think about words.
Emily: Oh my god Adam words are so tough. Suck it up!
Hazed
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Emily: Adam, you’re not important enough to be hazed, you whore.
Anna: Bad Emily. No sweet lovin’ tonight.
Flyers
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Anna: I was handing out flyers at a corner this week, and I felt like such a prostitute. Especially since I was targeting 40-year-old men.
Babies
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Alan: Babies out of every orifice!
Emily: Babies coming out of my ears and nose.
Christa: Ugh, stop!
Emily: It’s coming out of your nose. A little baby arm coming out of your nose. It’s pulling at your hair but you can’t stop it because it’s in your nose!