Llamas

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J5261988: Wow. That came apart faster than a pig at a luau.
SoAL Gilder: lol
J5261988: And now my moral for the day
J5261988: I like llamas. La la la la la la la la la la la la la!
J5261988: la la lllaaaaaaaa!
SoAL Gilder: ……
J5261988: Get it???!??!?!
J5261988: LLAMA!
J5261988: I think I just passed my “creative tired” and “delerious tired” line.
SoAL Gilder: yes
J5261988: NO!
J5261988: YOU MOM JUST DID!
J5261988: OMG I LUFFS LLAMAS!
J5261988: OH YES I LUFFS ME SOME LAMMAS!

Caw

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SoAL Gilder: wanna help me make a caw?
eulalia062423: wtf is a caw?
SoAL Gilder: lol
SoAL Gilder: know how a mule is a horse and a donkey?
eulalia062423: yeah…
SoAL Gilder: a caw is a cat and cow (but the mother must be the cow)
SoAL Gilder: (because a mother cat would explode)
eulalia062423: lmao!
eulalia062423: oh god…….
SoAL Gilder: as I was telling vicki
SoAL Gilder: in chem (we were bored)
SoAL Gilder: all we have to do
SoAL Gilder: is find a cat
SoAL Gilder: and arouse it
SoAL Gilder: and find a cow
SoAL Gilder: and stick one in the other
eulalia062423: and i’m supposed to breed a cat and a cow….
eulalia062423: lol
SoAL Gilder: yeah
SoAL Gilder: wanna help?
eulalia062423: lol wtf are you going to do to arouse a cat?
SoAL Gilder: dunno
eulalia062423: show it some cat porn?

Typo

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conformistnon: i found a TYPO
conformistnon: GASSSSSSP
SoAL Gilder: yar
conformistnon: RUINED SITE
SoAL Gilder: where
conformistnon: what if i dont tell?
SoAL Gilder: 🙁
conformistnon: what then?
conformistnon: punk?
conformistnon: huh?
conformistnon: what if i REFUSE
conformistnon: POINT BLANK
conformistnon: WHAT IF I USE BLACKMAIL
conformistnon: what THEN?
SoAL Gilder: *pouts*
conformistnon: gonna sic the FBI on me, boy?
conformistnon: huh?
conformistnon: huh?

About

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ZeldaGaiden83: I’m writing a PM to someone.
SoAL Gilder: about?
ZeldaGaiden83: My story.
SoAL Gilder: about?
ZeldaGaiden83: Scarlett
ZeldaGaiden83: Ask “about?” again and I’ll scream.
SoAL Gilder: about? 😛
ZeldaGaiden83: *Runs outside and screams*

Bing

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notstupid75: bing!
SoAL Gilder: ^_^
notstupid75: loud bing]
SoAL Gilder: heh oops
notstupid75: speakers on HIGH
notstupid75: I think my head hit the ceiling
SoAL Gilder: oops
SoAL Gilder: poor Pulley
SoAL Gilder: *gives you a lot of the candies from freshman year*
notstupid75: I heart candies
SoAL Gilder: ^_^
SoAL Gilder: you <3 candies notstupid75: I was in the record store and there was an album by a band called pulley and I have no idea what they sound like, but I am sure it is great to eat candy to

Self

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Death Whisk: http://www.sonicstadium.org/board/viewtopic.php?t=128
SoAL Gilder: ….
SoAL Gilder: uhhh
SoAL Gilder: what the hell
Death Whisk: damn right
Death Whisk: One word: retards
SoAL Gilder: at least B’lass is sane
Death Whisk: YES
SoAL Gilder: B’man > B’lass
Death Whisk: I need to be
SoAL Gilder: j00 sex0rz B’lass
SoAL Gilder: or is that you? O.o
Death Whisk: GOOD IDEA
Death Whisk: XD
Death Whisk: You just indirectly told me to fuck myself
SoAL Gilder: oops
SoAL Gilder: O.o
Death Whisk: XD

Piratemobile

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SoAL Gilder: yar
Anubus134: Pirate man!
SoAL Gilder: ?
Anubus134: you said yar
SoAL Gilder: lol
SoAL Gilder: i always say yar
Anubus134: the Pirate version of yes
SoAL Gilder: instead of yes
Anubus134: we shall form a crime fighting duo! you shall be Pirate man! and i shall be your sidekick!…..um..That guy that follows Pirate man around!
SoAL Gilder: LOL
Anubus134: Quickly! to the Piratemobile!

Panties

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SoAL Gilder: pat-Hi katie who r u? but it does add to his gilyness, that is, if it is possible for any more to be added. not as much as a dress though. Hmmmmm….a dress… AND PANTIES!!!!!!!!!!!
SoAL Gilder: O.o
JPJSerapis: yeah i know
SoAL Gilder: *blink blink*
JPJSerapis: heh
SoAL Gilder: dont want that image in my head
JPJSerapis: don’t… ask… me
SoAL Gilder: X(
SoAL Gilder: too late
JPJSerapis: no fucking idea
JPJSerapis: lol
SoAL Gilder: *dies*
JPJSerapis: damnit alan
JPJSerapis: stop picturing me in panties

Big

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SoAL Gilder: that’d be around 12 GB, I’m guessing
SoAL Gilder: 10-12
SoAL Gilder: …okay fine, 9-10
SoAL Gilder: but STILL
SoAL Gilder: (wow i’m in an exaggerating mood today)
SoAL Gilder: and it was THIS big! really!
JPJSerapis: lmao
JPJSerapis: hahaha
JPJSerapis: yellow five my ass!